Vincent's 1st Recipe... Macaroni and Cheese

Cook Time : 10 minutes

Ingredients :

2 Cups of Macaroni (cups ? measure in cups ke ?)

4 Tablespoon of butter

1/4 cup of Milk (I use HL)

1 cups of cheese sauce

1) Boil the macaroni for 7-8 minutes until the macaroni is tender and soft (just like maggi mee). Stir it time to time.

2) After that, simmer/drain it of water. Once done, put the macaroni back into the pan/pot.

3) Put 4 tablespoon of butter and 1/4 cup of milk into the pan/pot. Then put in the cup of cheese sauce. Mix and stir it well !

4) Complete !! See it's so easy !! You can make it even if you are a complete retard !!

And the outcome is *drums roll* ....

Doesn't look appetizing to be honest but at least it's consumable and good. I should really put in some ham/sausages...

*note to self. remember to put in some meat and vegetables, either wise you will end up eating one whole bowl of empty macaroni and cheese like me.

Failures

Surfed the net and found some pretty nice stuffs to laugh at that made my day. Behold...the phailures

1) Photoshop Phail

Apparently Lady Guinevere needs a hand(s)

why go for surgery when you have whitening cereals ?

Need a hand ?

2) Ads Phail (pretty self explanatory)

3) Question Phail

If you find it hard to believe. Just click on the links.

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Sexual Predator

Seriously...WTF !? Mind your damn business woman ! Virgin or not its what is it to you ? >.> This post shows that boys can also become victim to sexual predators...beware !!

Streak of Bad Luck

I am having a tough time with my luck recently and its certainly not funny. First got lost in KL, then fell sick, then my car bactery kong (if you are wondering what 'kong' means my dear polish fren...it means died) and then got harassed by soya bean uncle.

Had to buy a RM170 dry bactery since mine dry out completely. 170 !!!!! 170 ringgit !!!! not 170 cents man. Then that's that. cant be help. But as i was driving to public bank to replenish my wallet, i got of my car, went into the bank, came out and found that my car couldnt start...again...so i called the mechanic and he told me "AIYOH !! new bactery lar !! must charge a bit mar !!!" Well i guess 'charging a bit' definitely isnt 15 minutes...cause i charged the car for 15 minutes before going to the bank.

And the worst thing is my car is parked at the soya bean uncle territory. Pasar malam tonight and soya bean uncle claimed that i have invaded his soya territory. Not sure what he meant by 'his territory'...maybe he 'marked' the area with his piss or something. Don't think i want to know. Luckily mechanic came and help me start the car again...and this time for good. Much to the soya bean uncle's relief.

But something made my day today as i logged into msn...this article "An Italian TV Presenter tries to grab David Beckham's crotch" . I wonder what she is thinking ? Seriously. All males are born with the instinct to defend their bottom-middle-part-area with lightning reflexes against threats ( unless unexpected ).

Do she really think she can assault a man's private part with this cheap method ?

*closer now...closer now...THERE!!*

"OPS ! I tripped !!!"

*hands reach out*

*MISS!!*

"Bummer. Just not my day."

According to her, she was just trying to 'feel' for herself whether those underwear adds featuring David is really real or a fake and she is it doing out of good will (lol)...disturbing...you mean there are fake underwear adds....where they put small wood inside the undie so that the penis looks...bigger...? No idea and dont wanna know either. But certainly made my day.